Selasa, 29 Maret 2011

TITANIC............. dalam beberapa versi

+ Versi asli, Titanic Version (versi setia sampe mati)
- You jump... I jump !


+ Versi ngajak-ngajak
- I want to jump... anybody else want to jump ?


+ Versi pemimpin
- I jump... all of you jump after me !


+ Versi pengikut
- We will jump after you jump.


+ Versi penakut
- You jump... tell me if it is ok... then I jump.


+ Versi ogah-ogahan
- I've already jumped last time... now it is your turn to jump.


+ Versi iklan
- You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump.


+ Versi programmer
- If (you.jump()) then (I.jump())


+ Versi logika implikasi
- If you jump then I jump that means if you don't jump I might still jump.


+ Versi nggak percayaan
- You jump.... are you sure you want to jump?... no kidding?....promise?...


+ Versi penjudi
- We'll throw a coin if it is head, I jump... if it is tail you jump.


+ Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane
- "You Jump, Me Tarzan."


+ Versi Forest Gump
- "My name is Jump, Forest Jump."


+ Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy
- "Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"


+ Versi 007
- "My name Bond, Jump's Bond."


+ Versi Waktu
- "Jump sabaraha?"
- "Jump 10 kurang lima."


+ Versi Buah-buahan
- Jump-bu Monyet,
- Jump-bu Klutuk,
- Jump-bu Batu,


+ Versi Betawi......
- Inich Aye Abang............Jump-ang !


+ Versi korban tindak kekerasan
- Tolooongggggggg............. Jump bret!!!!!!


+ Versi dukun santet
- Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe ...biar selamet dunie akherat!!!


+ Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong
- Mau jump-u apa mas.... galian singset apa kabel.......?


+ Versi pedagang kaki lima
- Di-jump-in tidak luntur .. luntur tidak di-jump-in...!!!

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